Last year's Academy Awards ceremony featured a widely criticized "innovation" from producer
Gil Cates. For some of the less prestigious categories, all of the nominees were herded on stage
en masse for the award presentation, thereby eliminating the eventual winner's long, tedious walk from the cheap seats up to the stage. As anyone with half a brain could have predicted, the plan went over like a lead balloon with many Academy members, thanks to the perception that the affected nominees were being treated like second class citizens. While they might not be as famous as someone like
Mike Myers, they're still Oscar nominees, dammit (something Myers will probably
never be).
Well, you can't say that Cates doesn't listen to his critics, because this year he's decided to ditch the "on-stage nominee" strategy in favor of a
slightly more subtle approach. A special block of seats near the stage will be reserved for nominees in the lesser categories. Just before each of these categories is announced, the nominees for that category only will be wrangled into the special seats. When the winner is announced, he or she will have a quick trek to the stage while the losers are quietly ushered back to their
real seats in the back of the auditorium. With the prime seats free again, the next group of low end nominees will be shuffled into place in time for its brief shift in the (poorly lit) spotlight. Presumably this game of musical chairs will continue all night.
While it's unfortunate that Cates still insists on implementing a caste system for the ceremony, if this is executed properly, it just might work. At the very least, it won't be obvious to casual viewers of the telecast that the manipulation is occurring right under their noses. This kind of subtlety was impossible with last year's on-stage cattle calls.
But since Cates only seems to mind when "nobodies" waste ceremony time, why doesn't he just put all the actors and directors in the cheap seats and let the documentarians and art directors sit in the front row? That way, all of the winners in the crappy categories can be on stage in under 5 seconds. Then, when real celebrities like
Ang Lee and
Philip Seymour Hoffman take 30 seconds to walk to the stage to accept their awards, the extra time won't feel like such a waste.
[Cinematical] Cate's brilliant "nominees on stage" plan canned