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‘Rock Star: INXS’ Week 5

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Rock Star: INXSAs a whole, this week's performances on "Rock Star: INXS" were the best of the competition thus far. This is hardly surprising considering that a lot of the deadwood has been weeded out in previous weeks. But this time around, even the bad performances weren't quite as grating as usual. The constant object of my affection, Suzie McNeil, kicked off the night with a heavy rearrangement of R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion." After another subtle yet spectacular performance, it's truly hard to believe this talented woman was nearly eliminated twice in the early rounds. This would've been the best performance on most nights, but two later performers managed to overshadow her, which will probably cost her the weekly encore honor. MiG Ayesa provided yet another high energy performance, but his version of Free's "All Right Now," while flawless, was pretty much identical to his other recent performances. He needs to be a bit more unpredictable down the road if he wants to retain his front-runner status. With most of the other weak links already eliminated, Jessica Robinson was clearly in over her head this week. Covering Nirvana's "Come As You Are," she adopted a strange southern growl that clashed horribly with the song. This was easily the worst performance of the night, but the real reason she's probably going home this week is her constant arguing with Dave Navarro and the band during her post-song critiques. Brandon Calhoon handled The Rolling Stones’ "All Over Now" just fine, but his return to blues and classic rock after some rocky attempts at more diverse material looks a lot like a desperate man in full retreat. Tim Farriss and company already know that this guy is just not right for their band, INXS, and if this turns out to be a double-elimination week, he's probably gone. J.D. Fortune provided yet another of his patented non-sequitur arrangements, this time producing a truly gaudy makeover of Seal's "Crazy." The loud guitars, strange vocal affectations, and over-sexed stage antics just proved that he's never actually bothered to listen to the lyrics of the song. Yet, it still worked in that strange "not-good-but-interesting" way that J.D. has perfected. Jordis Unga took a huge step backwards tonight with her rendition of Derek and the Dominos’ "Layla." The band praised her for taking risks, but she seems to me to be turning in virtually the same low key performance week after week. This particular performance was different in one big way: it was really bad. After stumbling over an early lyric, she quietly fell apart throughout the rest of the song. Her pitch was all over the map and, at one point, she nearly dropped her microphone. In addition, the smile glued on her face for the duration of the song indicated that she, like J.D., had made no effort to understand what her song's lyrics meant. No one singing "Layla" should be smiling. For me, this was the first time that Marty Casey has ever deserved the praise regularly heaped upon him by the members of INXS. And boy did he earn it this time. Opting at the last minute to ditch the house band in favor of a solo acoustic performance, Marty turned in a mind-blowing version of The Killers’ "Mr. Brightside." Easily the best performance of the night, and it surpasses Jordis's "The Man Who Sold the World" as the highlight of the competition so far. Deanna Johnston made her weekly case for elimination by over-singing The Doobie Brothers’ "Long Train Runnin'." The members of INXS, however, seem far too busy drooling over her appearance to bother listening to her voice. A likely candidate for this week's bottom three, but drummer Jon Farriss's hormones alone will probably guarantee her another week in the competition. The night ended with a stellar performance of Bob Marley's "No Woman No Cry" by Ty Taylor. His stage mannerisms are still a bit overdramatic for my tastes, but his voice was spectacular. Since Marty already received an encore two weeks ago, the band will probably give Ty that honor this week. Predictions... Encore: Ty Bottom Three: Jessica Brandon Deanna Eliminated: Jessica   Previously eliminated contestants... Dana Wil Neal Heather Daphna Tara

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PusBoy said...
I was somewhat dumbstruck when it was revealed Suzie was in the bottom three last night. (Apologies if this is on the Tivo and you haven't watched it yet.) I'm not as high on Suzie as you and my wife are, but I thought her performance this week was far superior to that of Deanna, JD, and even Ty. (Who the hell can't sing reggae? How many reggae songs have INXS ever done?) I, for one, was glad to see Brandon go. My wife keeps trying to convince me he's only in his 30s, but Bo Bice's older brother did not impress me. I still can't get over a building loathing of Ty. He was one of my favorites at the outset. JD is fading fast. Deanna and Jessica are surely the next two to go. I think that the competition is Marty's to lose, and that he, Jordis, and Suzie will likely be the final three contestants. I mean, I don't care.
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no true bill said...
Don't forget about MiG. There's an interesting theory floating around about why he's certain to win. Read about it here. I think the final three will be MiG, Marty, and Jordis. The band members probably prefer Ty over Jordis, but they'll probably be pressured into keeping one of the women around until the very end to combat inevitable accusations that they never took any of the women seriously from the beginning. But let's be honest. I think we all suspect that INXS has no intention of hiring a female singer. Of course, CBS would never have allowed them to run their talent search on international television if they intended to discriminate on the basis of gender, so the guys in the band probably agreed to string along 7 or 8 women while they decided between the 7 or 8 men who constituted the real contestants. Given the obvious benefits of heavy network promotion for a band that no one has thought of for years, the sacrifice wasn't that great. Regardless of whether the fix is in, I think MiG practically has this thing in the bag. While the band loves Marty, his style doesn't match their music at all. If he ever ends up in the bottom three, he'll probably butcher whatever INXS song they give him, which won't go down very well with the band. I'm not sure how I feel about it, but I think MiG's their guy.
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PusBoy said...
You're right. i had forgotten about MiG. But, to be honest, that's because he's so normal/boring, that he fails to make an impression on me. I read the blog post you linked to, and it's an interesting allegation. It would be interesting to see if the person has any proof (why hasn't she scanned that contract indicating there would be 14 contestants rather than 15?) or any proof that MiG was not actually in the "final 50" as she alleges. MiG is Australian, and that's a plus, I suppose, for INXS purists. (Good Lord, are there such things?) I, like you, have felt that the female contestants have no shot. Can't say it out loud, but you know they're thinking it.

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